Total Medals Earned: 119 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,055 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/480 points)
exactly what medal name says
name says it all
does whats on tin
does what said on tin
Beat Slender Level 2
Get This For Looking At The Tutorial Screen
The Second Lagoon Level Has Been Beaten
Checking out the cabinjam medal.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/180 points)
Now you have mastered the buttons.
Even if you kill them, they don't die!
There's light on the other side of the tunnel.
All good things come to an end!
Thanks for reading! :)
Get over 1000 points!
Get over 10,000 points!!
Get over 66,666 points!!!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (85/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/160 points)
Enter the flash portal
Rescue and recruit Dad
Rescue and recruit Pico
Rescue and recruit Bitey of Brackenwood
Rescue and recruit Salad Fingers
Collect all 5 bowls of Waterlollies
Collect all 5 skulls
Collect all 5 Rusty Spoons
Collect all 5 collector's edition Titanic DVD's
Collect all 5 private nude photo's of Nene
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!